"yo ho, yo ho! a pirate’s life for me," i whisper as i download music and video illegally.

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"He’s her lobster.

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do an impression of me in my inbox

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GLEETV: Let’s talk about #theseshoes


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"We were just in the storage area and we saw this really creepy man. He was this crazy-eyed, hairy, beast man. Like a bigfoot or a yeti or something.”

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*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

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